April 2011
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“Friendship is like peeing on yourself. everyone can see it, but only you get the...”
December 2009
33 posts
“When a girl tells a man about her feelings, she doesn’t want him to fix her. she...”
– Criminal Minds
“Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and...”
– William Shakespeare
“Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the...”
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Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts...
“My wife is the most wonderful woman in the world, and that’s not just my...”
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“All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.”
November 2009
11 posts
